| Mudbone's Cellar | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I Say... Let's Deregulate Life | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Great Balls of Fire. The signature song for Jerry Lee Lewis who is most infamous for marrying his fourteen year old cousin. Once, by accident, I saw my cousin Judy partially naked below deck on my uncle's yacht. I think I was fourteen at the time. RULE #1 for Deregulating Life. Never, under any circumstances, make up a lame excuse to justify why you did, or didn't do something, that you should have or shouldn't have done. Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time -- you get the point? RULE #2. Listen more and talk less. Which, on the face of it, is ridiculous. If you are listening more, then someone else is talking. And we all know that what we have to say is much more important than the asshole who is talking too much. RULE #3. Ignore rule number two. RULE #4. Don't be afraid that people will think you're an asshole. RULE #5. Do the right thing. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Oh Give Me A Bone | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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View from Mudbones Cellar. This photo will be replaced in the near future as soon as I learn how to upload my own JPGs. (Boy, THAT will be exciting!) The actual view from the Cellar is cloudy with patches of sunshine. Or the view could be a set of blackwall tires on a 1967 Volvo 122S that's parked in the driveway (if the Cellar had a window on that side of the house.) TMI --- too much information. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Fool on the Hill, Sees the World Spinning Round | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Mudbone is on the hill sitting perfectly still. And obviously ignoring Rule #2 and pushing Rule #4 beyond the envelope. | On the dust-covered shelves of the Cellar library are the Photoshop 5 Bible, The Big Book of Blues, A Guild D45 Visa receipt, Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Electric Utility Deregulation-But Were Afraid to Ask, A MacIntosh G3 Manual, Learn To Play the Harmonica & Be the Life of the Party, A Thompson Cigar Catalogue, a Nikon N90s Manual and An Incomplete Guide to Maryland's Eastern Shore. If you have any pressing ideas for deregulating life, please e-mail Mudbone down in the Cellar and maybe I can coax him to change some rules. I think he's listening? (Thank God for small miracles.)
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